There will always be a place for you on my blog Pengu <3
this haircut is everything to me.
I’ve been considering getting this haircut for a while now. But at the same time I want to grow my hair down to my bum :/
….Ugh. So I went out with a friend, and nobody even noticed me except old men. It’s always the old men that notice me. They probably notice that I’m not being chatted up by anyone and I’m not flirting with anyone and that’s why they come over to me. I’m sick of it. I was trying to play table tennis at a back-packer style bar, and when I shouted out “what’s the score?” multiple times no one answered. But then this pretty blonde said like, in a normal level tone, “What is the score?” in a swedish accent and all of a sudden about three people were telling her the score. The only time I got noticed apart from the old guys were people telling me smoking is bad for me. Fuck off. Drinking is bad for you. It kills your liver. And what’re you doing? Getting pissed.
Yeah, the girl is dressed all in black and wearing jeans. Oh, she mustn’t want to be fucked. Why bother talking to her then, when we can chat up blonde bimbos with shorts so short you can see their bum cheeks.
Oh yeah and to top it all off I had a fucking curfew from my parents. My mum was carrying on and being hell worried and going on about how it’s Easter and I’m defiling God’s resurrection joy etc and full on Christian preaching to me and making me so embarrassed in front of my friend. No wonder I’m moving out in June.
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
how is any of this considered blogging
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.